Item number 1
You don’t ever need to share your pint.
Item number 2
There’s no argument over which flavor of Ben & Jerry’s to get…you win every time.
Item number 3
You can dig out all the chunks and leave behind the ice cream without fear of getting busted.
Item number 4
You can combine whichever flavors you choose in a judgment-free zone.
Item number 5
It’s perfectly fine if a tear or two fall in your ice cream while watching your favorite romantic comedy.
Item number 6
You want to mix a little booze with your ice cream? Do it, we don’t think it’s gross.
Item number 7
More to share with your dog (or cat). They love you unconditionally, unlike some people.
Item number 8
Take a spoonful as large as you please; no one can accuse you of taking more than your share!
Item number 9
No clean spoons? You can eat right out of the pint using whatever utensil you want! Really, is there any other way?
Item number 10
Ice cream for breakfast? Yes. You. Can.